What I'm listening to....

Fireworks - Drake feat. Alicia Keys

Gary Coleman dies at 42...

Sad. Sad. Sad.

Gary Coleman loses his lifelong battle with Kidney disfunction in Provo, Utah, his wife by his side. Everyone laughed at Gary, thought he was a good joke....Sorry Gary. It was just funny to see a short person go off. And he went off non-stop. He didn't take any level of disrespect, none. Many people came at him wrong, thinking they could taunt and prod him into a rage, like entertainment.

His situation is so parralell to Hot n' Tot Venus.

Entertainment is so skrewed. I love a good laugh, but damn if the entertainment industry doesn't destroy the lives of talented people.

For a price of $10-$15 there should really be a book on how to be, not just look and act like, but actually be a star. A book fully versed on how to respond to tough questions, how to stand, how to party, what to wear, how to act, sing, dance, and tell a joke. I found a few good books on how to break into the industry but what about after the break, how do you keep it going, the financial aspects, not so much of who to know, where to go but something very beyond all that. Maybe how to come back, how to overcome bad press, how to cut the drug or alcohol habit...


Mike's death is one hard act to follow, so if you're going to go (which we all will), go with fireworks. Don't take no shit from no one at any time, ever. Someone step to you with some disrespect, if the store clerk doesn't give you your correct change, you man or woman takes you for a fool, even if someone cuts you off on the road - know that only you are the master of your abilities, and when it's time to check out - you go alone.

Sincerely, Jane....

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My musical tastes are simple. I like voices, instruments, baseline, rap, hip-hop, smooth R&B, the newly released, reggae, pop, old school, gospel, the Bee Gees (yes, a section all their own), and I love to hear ladies sing. Music is more of a journey to me than simple entertainment, music helps me relate to the world and still fantasize simultaneously. If it makes me p-pop, jerk my hips, throw my hands up, clap, sing, smoke, chill, cry....then I'm good. Props to musicians for expelling from me nearly %75 of my expressed emotions.

Can Not Wait!

I hate stupid people.

So basically this chick is sleep and no one wakes her when it's time to get off the plane. I bet someone said something to her, and she was like 'leave me alone' in her most twitchy and better than you voice. I don't get exactly why she is suing, but if anything she should owe someone, mainly me, for twitching and hesitating through her entire recount.

Customers sometimes expect too much. From bagging your groceries, to everything internet, to waking you from your nap on a plane. I remember when I fell asleep on the bus and woke up at the bus barn, my mother beat my ass. She told me that she didn't care how tired i was and that if she ever had to come and get me again she'd fix me - but most importantly - I better get off the bus at my stop.

Maybe this chick didn't have a bus barn experience, but either way story-telling is not her forte.

Janet Jackson's Coiffe

I don't know what's gotten into Janet, but it appears that it is time for some changes. I wonder if what else is changing, wonder if she's in command or if someone else is? Whatever is going on... it's appears it's working. She looks happy and healthy.

I heard someone saying they couldn't believe that she cut her hair...WHAT?!? That wasn't Janet's hair! I guess she convinced these folks that she had long silky hair down her back. Well I know she just got rid of the weave for a min - it'll be back.

Weave or no weave.....Janet is super hot, and doing her thang at 44 years.

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How to dance.......

Years ago when I was just turning 18, I could throw my hips in any direction and get down, seriously. But someone depleted my confidence one day by telling me I couldn't dance and that was that. Well, I found my groove again recently, thanks you-know-who. I decided to do a study hall and teach anyone who is interested in fiding their beat, how to break it low.

1st step: Get drunk. It pushes aside your shyness and every inhibition you might have.

Step two: Put on some music, your favorites preferably, ones you know all the words to.

Step three: put on anything skimpy. seriously it's worth it. Oh, yes...shut the blinds, pull the curtains.

Step four: put on some sexy heels. and pull out your full length mirror.

Step five: work on walking sexy to the beat, admire your shape from all angles, it would help if you have youtube to get some ideas. Try these:





Step six: Enjoy yourself.

Isn't Regina King Lovely?

I have always thought that Regina King was pretty, even though people said she didn't have hips. Well, she doesn't but I don't have long silky hair down my back, so yeah whatever.

I just found some of my favs of my girl, and I hope you enjoy.







Man I love this lady!

Hookers and Wives....any difference?

I heard a trashy woman once say there was no difference between hookers and wives. I thought that statement was totally disrespectful then and now. But I've noticed that it is less black and white and more shades of grey. Even the most taught and prim ladies have secrets that would blow your mind and not all gushy and romantic, but raunchy, nasty and slutty. And the trashiest and most lewd women have had their day in the sun too, having men fall in love love, not just lust.
Whatever role you play - play it up - but do it well. Don't ruin your run with a man by loosing it in the end. Hold it together, see it through, don't shame yourself.

All that to discuss these fools. They both look super lame to me.....superficial, selfish, snobbish, secretly sad individuals posing for the camera. I always look into the eyes for that intuitive glimpse and I trust it. My gut tells me at the time of this picture DeWayne was embarrassed and guilty for falling for an industry chick that was only looking to capitalize from being a celebrity couple. He looks like he was there willingly but still somehow regretfully. She on the other hand looks like a shrewd jaguar toying with its prey until long after it's death, enjoying fully the defeated limp trophy.

I've heard men discuss her like something of value, but I've never like Gabrielle, initially for how she makes people say her name.....then how she talks to people in interview and on screen, watch.


I'm all for black women being educated, aggressive, competitive, confident...... but it's just something very pretend and manufactured about this girl.

The claim from either a very loose mouthed and hurt wife or an unstable woman carelessly aiming embarrassment at Mr. Wade, is that he not only gave her chlamydia, but abandonded his children, but is having an affair with Ms. Union. I think it's all true. He does stay on the road, and he has been seeing Gabrielle Union..... I bet he's done at least some of the rest. Like, really.... I hate that divorces are all about the woman not being mentally stable enough to care for the children.... like, really? You get legally married in front your family and friends, have children, go out together and seem happy..... but someone brings home some gifts that you can't easily get rid of and wham..... she's crazy!

I'd be mad too, and I might not be able to hold my head high and keep my composure. I might start loosing it, putting folks all in my business, even dragging the other women into it - because when you hold down the fort for a man you truly love and you're not practiced at hurting people in retaliation - might get a lil' sloppy. But all in all, Siohvaughn came from dirt with Dwayne, married him, and had his kids, she deserves some respect, but those same points gained were lost when you claim an STD. I'm just sayin'.

Siohvaughn filed suit in Chicago against Ms. Union alleging Gabrielle and Dwayne were engaged in foreplay infront the kiddies, and they became somehow emotionally distressed. I believe that too. I bet Dwayne is so glad to have a sexy woman (not saying Siohvaughn is ugly - just a little hard on the eyes) he gets all nympho around her.... even infront the chillun. I bet when the kids came home Siohvaughn held them and told them everything was going to be okay. See how Gabrielle responds:

"The court ultimately rejected these claims as frivolous," Mulrain said. "Gabrielle apologizes to the Circuit Court of Cook County, Ill., for tying them up with erroneous claims when there are real victims who should be receiving the legal attention they need."

Dwayne Wade is the real loser here. He's such an easily lead dog.