One of my greatest embarrassments and esteemed credentials is that I absolutely love Reality TV. I like the sweet little ABC, CBS reality shows all the way down to the VH1 raunchy hot messes. Anytwayz, Meagan, who originally was a contestant on Rock of Love, got her own show that wasn't super hot, but It wasn't as bad as the 1st season of Daddy's Girls (which was Super-ooper-Dooper BORING).
So I felt something was missing lately and I go to search to find out why Megan and her retardo tricks weren't on TV on Monday. Well here's the story:
A contestant on her show, Ryan Jenkins, who was super boring, who also talked about writing a book about 'how to become the ultimate player', was found dead hanging in a hotel in Hope, British Columbia, suicide supposedly. Jenkins, an investor, the son of a prominent Architect, was on the run after he murdered his wife of only a few months, Jasmine Fiore. Since the show wrapped in March, he met and married fiore within a few weeks, and fell out two months later in May over Fiore's ex-boyfriends. Jealous. Of what though? Research says she was a whore and he got duped. She’s done Pleyboy, nood gigs, some poarn, Vegas shows, some dancing, probably some escorting……….He got took.
Well dude totally mutilated her body, beating her, strangling her, pulling out her teeth, and cutting off her fingers, crushing her body, folding her into a suitcase, and then tossing her into a dumpster. Coroners would have not been able to identify her if it hadn't been for the serial number on her breast implants. Fiore was last seen alive with Jenkins at a poker party on Friday, August 14, 2009, in San Diego. Investigators reported that the couple checked into the L'Auberge Del Mar hotel the night of August 13. Jenkins left the hotel the following morning of August 14, with a gray suitcase. Fiore was not seen alive again.
Ryan made it to the finals of 'Meagan Wants a Milli' show, and won I love Money 3. This dude killed VH1, Jasmine Fiore, hisself, and my Monday night entertainment. Word is that I love Money 3 will be retaped.
As with all domestic situations I side with mature reasoning, working out differences, and non-violence. I'm not the judge, so I won't go straight to how I might punish him, if I were God. But I'll say....when the run is over - jet. Don't stick around trying to change and mold someone, just move on. If they are not what you thought they were, too-da-loo. Feel hustled, deuces bich. Not satisfied, PEACE. Don't wait until you want to murder someone and pull out their teeth and have to hang yourself out of guilt.
Just walk.
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